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Add date: 9.24.24
Release date: 9.20.24
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Introducing Cool Band™, a unique sonic-ointment hand-formulated in Canada. Ever feel like you’re missing out? Like you deserve sculpted abs? Like it’s only been five minutes – wait, 30 minutes – wait, how long have I been standing here folding laundry? You’re not alone.
Like a chill balm for the hottest year on record, Cool Band’s patented 9-track blend of frequencies was designed for maximum affect by audio practitioner Oliver Brooks (GED). Simply apply Cool Band to your ears (at least) twice daily to experience improved focus, reduced stress, and enhanced overall well-being*.
This unique composition of soundscapes includes dry, reverb-less drums (playing fast and slow), lackadaisical Pavement-esque balladry, sloppy guitar solos, stuff that kinda sounds like Kurt Vile, and much, much more – all presented in a healthy variety of tempos and key signatures. Whether you need to be pepped up or slowed down, Cool Band has you covered.
Why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Cool Band is available now without a prescription at select online retailers. Join the thousands of satisfied customers who have discovered the power of this revolutionary new treatment. Try Cool Band today!
*Remember, Cool Band™ is not a substitute for professional medical advice or treatment. Results may vary. If symptoms persist, consult your healthcare provider.
Apple Music
Bandcamp
Spotify
Tidal
Introducing Cool Band™, a unique sonic-ointment hand-formulated in Canada. Ever feel like you’re missing out? Like you deserve sculpted abs? Like it’s only been five minutes – wait, 30 minutes – wait, how long have I been standing here folding laundry? You’re not alone.
Like a chill balm for the hottest year on record, Cool Band’s patented 9-track blend of frequencies was designed for maximum affect by audio practitioner Oliver Brooks (GED). Simply apply Cool Band to your ears (at least) twice daily to experience improved focus, reduced stress, and enhanced overall well-being*.
This unique composition of soundscapes includes dry, reverb-less drums (playing fast and slow), lackadaisical Pavement-esque balladry, sloppy guitar solos, stuff that kinda sounds like Kurt Vile, and much, much more – all presented in a healthy variety of tempos and key signatures. Whether you need to be pepped up or slowed down, Cool Band has you covered.
Why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Cool Band is available now without a prescription at select online retailers. Join the thousands of satisfied customers who have discovered the power of this revolutionary new treatment. Try Cool Band today!
*Remember, Cool Band™ is not a substitute for professional medical advice or treatment. Results may vary. If symptoms persist, consult your healthcare provider.